Age: 18
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Burge is an ex park-shark who's been skating since giant purple blind jeans were a necessity. He also seems to be always hating on himself more then PETA hates on baby panda mittens and matching gorilla suit cases. Still in hike-school flyin ryan is long past his fishin for transtition days but will still make your local ramp shake to shit, not because some dumb-ass bikers built it but because hes just that tough . . . . . . . or thats what he would like you to think
Ryan Burge
Ryan Burge
Chris Lees
Age: 24
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Sleez may possibly be the grandfather on the team and one of the first riders to rep Unreal. Currently working in NYC Lees hes been doing the grown-up thing for the past few years. Gotta get them Benjie's. Right Lees?
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Sleez may possibly be the grandfather on the team and one of the first riders to rep Unreal. Currently working in NYC Lees hes been doing the grown-up thing for the past few years. Gotta get them Benjie's. Right Lees?
Chris Lees
Brian Douglas
Brian Douglas
Zach Gesko
Age: 18
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Check this penguin looking dumbass out, his temper is about adult as finger painting and ankles more brittle then then your 104 yr old grandmothers hips. Basically hes just a whiner but once you get passed the high pitched shirt ripping and terrible 2 tantrums thats you and I both got over when we were uhh . . . . 2! you'll see that his wood and wheels skills are second to none. Next time your at your local Sicky Ds drive through ask for a nollie backside flip with a side of steeze, I would bet my bank on they hand you a clip of Zachy.
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Check this penguin looking dumbass out, his temper is about adult as finger painting and ankles more brittle then then your 104 yr old grandmothers hips. Basically hes just a whiner but once you get passed the high pitched shirt ripping and terrible 2 tantrums thats you and I both got over when we were uhh . . . . 2! you'll see that his wood and wheels skills are second to none. Next time your at your local Sicky Ds drive through ask for a nollie backside flip with a side of steeze, I would bet my bank on they hand you a clip of Zachy.
Zach Gesko
Jordan Gesko
Age: 16
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Jordan may think hes the white Jimi Hendrix on a skateboard but hes really more of a Rick James, a little strange, probably on something, and definitely a super-freak. Hes always pulling stuff out of his ass, not in a sexually demented David Blaine'sk side show way, but more like a "I didn't know he could do that!" way. You'll be seeing his name in the future somewhere, maybe for a male escort service in your local newspaper or in your yearly subscripted skateboarding booklet.
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Jordan may think hes the white Jimi Hendrix on a skateboard but hes really more of a Rick James, a little strange, probably on something, and definitely a super-freak. Hes always pulling stuff out of his ass, not in a sexually demented David Blaine'sk side show way, but more like a "I didn't know he could do that!" way. You'll be seeing his name in the future somewhere, maybe for a male escort service in your local newspaper or in your yearly subscripted skateboarding booklet.
Jordan Gesko
Chris Sarte
Age: 18
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! The players haters ball needed a recount, Silky Johnson did not in fact win. Under-dog . . . scratch that, Under-rat!, Chris "Rat Boy" Sarte out classed and out hated Silky by a few hundred votes. With close to a triple digit Nike shoe collection this hater is dressed head to toe with the most flashy gear and matching board skills that would make Elton Johns' wardrobe look as boring as a Cintas uniform. Challenge this techy to a game of skate, I dare you, and make sure your boys are there to witness the embarrassment. O! and peep them manny skills!
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! The players haters ball needed a recount, Silky Johnson did not in fact win. Under-dog . . . scratch that, Under-rat!, Chris "Rat Boy" Sarte out classed and out hated Silky by a few hundred votes. With close to a triple digit Nike shoe collection this hater is dressed head to toe with the most flashy gear and matching board skills that would make Elton Johns' wardrobe look as boring as a Cintas uniform. Challenge this techy to a game of skate, I dare you, and make sure your boys are there to witness the embarrassment. O! and peep them manny skills!
Chris Sarte
Chris Stienert
Age: 18
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: If Stienert didn't ride a skateboard he would be a full time sunny fisher. For Christ sake he carries stink bait with him to skate spots! . . . or at least thats what he told me the smell was. Now living in the heart of Easton PA, Chris will show you some sick un-tapped spots and make sure you tell him skate spots or he will drag you up stream to prime mino territory. Weather tying flies together or runs this kid does it with style and finesse like no other.
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: If Stienert didn't ride a skateboard he would be a full time sunny fisher. For Christ sake he carries stink bait with him to skate spots! . . . or at least thats what he told me the smell was. Now living in the heart of Easton PA, Chris will show you some sick un-tapped spots and make sure you tell him skate spots or he will drag you up stream to prime mino territory. Weather tying flies together or runs this kid does it with style and finesse like no other.
Chris Stienert
Ed Wisnewski
Ed Wisnewski
Nu NU
Age: 19
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: The first time I met Nu Nu he was dropping in on the bank ramp at Somervilles "Wheel Park". He had a giant afro and looked like an extra from a John Holmes flick, yah know that one creep whos in the back corner for the better part of 25min. Getting off (pun intended) of that topic, Nu Nu is just one of homies down for a good time and cheap thrills. If you happen to run into this guy while skating, make sure you say your sorry first or hell' pound you like piece of veal, and challenge him to game of skate. You'll be surprised, unlike if you challenge him to a drinking contest.
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: The first time I met Nu Nu he was dropping in on the bank ramp at Somervilles "Wheel Park". He had a giant afro and looked like an extra from a John Holmes flick, yah know that one creep whos in the back corner for the better part of 25min. Getting off (pun intended) of that topic, Nu Nu is just one of homies down for a good time and cheap thrills. If you happen to run into this guy while skating, make sure you say your sorry first or hell' pound you like piece of veal, and challenge him to game of skate. You'll be surprised, unlike if you challenge him to a drinking contest.
Nu NU
Shop Rats
Age: 14
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Honestly, I don't even know who these kids are or where they came from. Well, not really, I know Maguire because his sister is a chikabiddy I went to high school with. However, the rest of them, don't know to much about . . . expect one kid filmed himself singing to that Fergie song. Yah know the one, Im a big heifer now and we don't sulk, or something along those hip lines of jive,
Sponsers: Unreal Skateshop
Bio: Honestly, I don't even know who these kids are or where they came from. Well, not really, I know Maguire because his sister is a chikabiddy I went to high school with. However, the rest of them, don't know to much about . . . expect one kid filmed himself singing to that Fergie song. Yah know the one, Im a big heifer now and we don't sulk, or something along those hip lines of jive,
Shop Rats